So, I'm sure you're wondering what's happened since my last entry, and if you haven't, I have no use for you as a friend. Here's a rundown of the last couple weeks:
1. I finally experienced the blue back-splash from the porta-john. Never again.
2. Due to Item 1, I thought of several porta-john related inventions to prevent blue back-splash and make the time in there a little more comfortable.
3. I noticed that the University of Maryland - Europe (isn't this Asia?) offers college courses here. Decided to see what course offerings they provided - GWRIT 103 - Greek and Roman Mythology. Appropriate material....if I were in Greece or Italy for a summer abroad. Not sure how my knowledge of Hermes/Mercury and Zeus is going to help me kill insurgents.
4. Porta-johns have become a breeding ground for graffiti. And by graffiti, I mean abstract renditions of male genitalia. With all the dudes on base, you'd think that somebody might decide to go with the female variety. Has this always been the case since the dawn of mankind? Were cavemen also drawing penises on the walls of their cave dwellings?
5. The facial hair is getting a little out of control but I'll let it do so for comic relief.
6. I smoked some Cuban cigars (see picture).
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