Damn you Kings of Leon for ruining the best lunch I've had all week! I guess you've finally gotten your wish for musical domination. If you're popular in Afghanistan you must be popular pretty much anywhere in the world. I can't even find a toilet with plumbing here and then out of nowhere I'm listening to your stupid whining voice about using somebody. You are the musical equivalent of those damn Twilight novels (loosely describing them as such) and films. The only people that like your music are women because they can easily put themselves into your lame uninspired music.
This is bullshit.
I remember reading an article about how you were a disappointed about not being popular here in the states. Here's an exact quote from 2008:
"We can go to the U.K. and play all of England, literally the entire country, and it'll sell out. And then we come back home, and people are like, 'You guys are nothing.' "
That's because you are nothing you stupid idiot. Unfortunately, you've somehow found a way to hypnotize the United States into thinking you guys are better than you really are. No doubt, if there ever was a devil, you would have surely had to sell all your souls to receive any level of respectability in the music community.
Well you got your fucking wish and now you're worried about being TOOOO popular? I got a cure for that: STOP MAKING MUSIC and sell your tight leather rock star clothes and you stupid cross necklaces to some trendy consignment store in brooklyn and eat a fucking hamburger you skinny no-talent ass clowns.
P.S. Instead of posting a picture of your stupid bad boy partridge family band
I decided to post a picture that better reflected my attitude towards you: a steaming pile a bullshit.
Unsincerely yours,
Danny
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