The other day I went to the PX to get a few necessities all of which were not in stock. To ensure that my walk there wasn't completely in vain, I did some browsing. I did find a gem that taught me a few things about astronomy, geology and human evolution (or lack thereof).On the 7th day God created the United States of America and took pride in his remarkable achievement. But, instead of immediately putting humans on it, he decided to put them in Africa and wait hundreds of thousands of years until waves of peoples migrated to the Americas who would then be slaughtered on a biblical scale to finally make way for its true potential to eventually become the present-day United States. Also, in the beginning all humans were gingers with long flowing hair that were in remarkable shape and completely freckle-less.
God bless you.
-Danny
"But, instead of immediately putting humans on it, he decided to put them in Africa and wait hundreds of thousands of years until waves of peoples migrated to the Americas who would then be slaughtered on a biblical scale to finally make way for its true potential to eventually become the present-day United States."
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